Zombie Berry Pie

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Beware of Zombies!
Zombie Berry Pie Slice
Warm Slice of “Zombie” Berry Pie

The actual Zombie Face pie is now at the end of the post.  It made me jump/gasp every time I saw it.  I could not look at the zombie-baked face without turning away (shudder) so I moved the picture to the end.  For those of you who keep up with The Walking Dead, it’s like a “Walker” got its face baked in a pie!  (I watch some of the show “through my fingers” like it makes it less intense, yes, I’m a wuss, but I love it.) I took a Facebook quiz once that said I would survive everyone in the Zombie apocalypse, but now I am not so sure.

This ghoulish creepy-looking pie screams Halloween but by far is much tastier than your kid’s left over candy.  (Best of Both Worlds: Snag a piece of candy while the kiddo sleeps off the sugar coma, next day, slice of zombie berry pie, win-win!)

I am blessed with a yard full of blackberries, red raspberries, black raspberries, gooseberries, and blueberries and I’ve been saving the last pickings in my freezer for the perfect pie.  My inspiration for a zombie theme came from Jen, who works at The Tacoma Cat Hospital (with my big bro).  She sent me a pic of a wonderfully scary berry pie and that sealed the deal.

Berries!

You can use ANY combination of berries you want.  Note: Gooseberries don’t have a lot of flavor on their own, so they’re perfect to use in any berry combination, they take on the flavor of the berries they’re cooked with (they’re the zucchini of the berry world).

You can use fresh berries, but since it is hard to find fresh in fall and winter, I decided to go frozen for the tutorial.  It’s a very effective method to use so you don’t end up with a watery runny pie (boo).

There is also a step-by-step for how I put the zombie face together, but you can do anything you want!  Maybe something a little easier on the eyes, like a cute pumpkin, is more your style.  You could just go classic and put a regular crust on top and let berry filling dribble out of your mouth (that would make YOU the zombie).

Okay, go, have some fun, scare your friends, scare your family and save the last slice for yourself.

Cooked Filling

The cooked juices for the filling will be thick, but will fold into berries quite easily, don’t worry if some berries get crushed.

Zombie Collage

A. Put two hunks of pie dough where you want the “cheek bones” to protrude.  B.  Press the top crust a little around the cheekbone area.  C. Cut out eyes, nose, mouth, and make teeth (dentures) and use a knife to poke it in.  Work in some flour into extra dough and roll a “snake” for fingers and a nice long rope for intestines. D. Form hair with a garlic press.

Pre-Baked Zombie

Cut an outline straight into top crust of the face/jaw line (will also serve as a vent).  Place on last rope for intestines and use some extra pie filling to cram into the loops creases. Use your imagination!  I brushed the crust with milk and sprinkled sugar on top, but now I wish I had done egg for more color!

Baked Zombie Berry Pie
The creepiest pie I have ever made!  Here is the recipe you’ve been waiting for!

 

For gluten free use my Gluten Free Pie Crust made with my All Purpose Gluten Free Flour, but make 1-1/2 recipe for extra dough to make zombie features.

 

Zombie Berry Pie
 
Ingredients
  • 5 cups mixed berries (black raspberry, red raspberry, gooseberry, blackberry)**
  • 1 Tablespoon orange juice
  • 1 Tablespoon lemon juice
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 1/3 cup food starch or tapioca starch
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
Grandma's Pie Crust (make 1-1/2 recipes to allow for Zombie designs on top)
  • 2 Cups flour
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 Tablespoon sugar
  • 1/8 tsp. baking powder
  • 3/4 to scant 1 cup shortening
  • 1/3 to 1/2 cup cold water
  • Cut in all dry ingredients until crumbly. Add water all at once and mix just until forms a ball (do not kneed or over mix). Divide dough in half (this will be rather soft). Roll out one half on heavily floured counter top about 1 to 1-1/2 inches wider than pie plate, roll up on to rolling pin and unroll into pie plate (dough is too soft to pick up by hand). Repeat for the top crust.
  • Makes one 8 to 9-inch double crust
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 375 F.
  2. In a small bowl, mix dry ingredients together, sugar, starch, salt, set aside. In a large bowl, gently toss the berries with orange & lemon juice. Add dry ingredients and gently fold into berries.
  3. **(If using frozen berries, see directions below.)
  4. Place the pie filling in the unbaked pie shell, brush edge of bottom crust with water, arrange top crust, fold and crimp to seal the edges. Brush with milk and sprinkle on sugar, Cut vents in top crust for steam to escape.
  5. Bake 375 for 45 to 50 minutes. (Tip: Place a cookie sheet on rack below to catch pie drippings.)
Frozen Berry Directions:
  1. After berries are thawed, pour juice runoff into a saucepan (you should have a little over a cup, more is okay). Add orange and lemon juice, sugar, salt, and food starch. Whisk until smooth and cook and stir constantly over medium to high heat until it loses opaque color, thickens, and becomes translucent.
  2. Remove from heat and gently fold cooked juices into berries. Prepare crust and bake as directed above.

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